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DECEMBER 15, 2015 No. 1 Vol. 3 WWW.BILLBORUFF.COM *$3,500 down 84 months @ 3.29 APR W/A/C. **$3,500 down 75 months @3.29 APR W/A/C. See dealer for details. TENNESSEE’S LARGEST TRUCK DEALER! 2016 CHRYSLER 200 LIMITED Sedan, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 9 Speed Auto, FWD $299 per mo.* #7157 2016 JEEP PATRIOT LATITUDE FWD, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto $299 per mo.* #MKTM74 2010 DODGE RAM 3500 Crew Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto $319 per mo.** #6926A 2016 DODGE RAM 3500 TRADESMAN Reg. Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Manual, 4x4 $47,095 #7140 2016 JEEP COMPASS SPORT 4x4, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto $239 per mo.* #7210 2016 DODGE DART GT Sedan, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto, FWD $279 per mo.* #7220 2015 DODGE RAM 1500 LONGHORN Crew Cab, 3.0L V-6 Cyl., 8 Speed Auto, 4x4 $56,383 #7187 2014 DODGE RAM 1500 SLT Quad Cab, 5.7L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4, 32,442 mi. $359 per mo.* #20365E 2014 DODGE RAM 3500 TRADESMAN SLT, Reg. Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4 $38,871 #205161 2012 DODGE RAM 2500 SLT Crew Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4 $38,871 #7320A 2008 CHEVYROLET SILVERADO 3500 HD, Crew Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4 $189 per mo.** #20415E 2016 DODGE RAM 3500 SLT 6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto, 4x4 $59,475 #7367 2015 JEEP RENEGADE SPORT FWD, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 9 Speed Auto $259 per mo.* #B73210 2015 JEEP RENEGADE LATITUDE 2.4L I-4 Cyl., Auto, FWD $279 per mo.* #B71997 2016 DODGE RAM 2500 SLT Crew Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto $55,310 #7106 2009 DODGE RAM 2500 Quad Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4 $459 per mo.** 7013B 2016 JEEP PATRIOT LATITUDE 4x4, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto $339 per mo.* #7336 2005 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 3500 HD, Crew Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4 $459 per mo.** #7352A 2001 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 3500 LT Extended Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., 4x2 $119 per mo.* #20221P 2008 DODGE RAM 2500 Quad Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl. $439 per mo.** #6966B1 NEW NEW DIESEL NEW NEW DIESEL NEW DIESEL NEW NEW DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL 800-707-1233 120 AUTO LANE • SPARTA, TN 38583 16021 BIGGEST SELECTION ON NEW AND PRE-OWNED DIESELS IN TENNESSEE! OVER 60 TO CHOOSE FROM ALL 3500, 4500 AND 5500 CHASSIS CABS ARE WHAT WE SPECIALIZE IN. OVER 30 STEEL AND ALUMINUM FLATBEDS OF ALL STYLES! READY TO INSTALL! •Financing based on price plus tax, title, tag and $398 doc fee.

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FREESERVING A 10-COUNTY MIDDLE TENNESSEE AREA

931-474-SHOP931-474-7467

PO Box 129McMinnville, TN 37111

The Pioneer Shopper

ShopperPI NEERPI NEERthe

DECEMBER 15, 2015

No. 1 Vol. 3

WWW.BILLBORUFF.COM*$3,500 down 84 months @ 3.29 APR W/A/C. **$3,500 down 75 months @3.29 APR W/A/C. See dealer for details.

TENNESSEE’S LARGEST TRUCK DEALER!

2016 CHRYSLER 200 LIMITEDSedan, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 9 Speed Auto, FWD

$299 per mo.* #7157

2016 JEEP PATRIOT LATITUDEFWD, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto

$299 per mo.* #MKTM74

2010 DODGE RAM 3500Crew Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto

$319 per mo.** #6926A

2016 DODGE RAM 3500 TRADESMANReg. Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Manual, 4x4

$47,095 #7140

2016 JEEP COMPASS SPORT4x4, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto

$239 per mo.* #7210

2016 DODGE DART GTSedan, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto, FWD

$279 per mo.* #7220

2015 DODGE RAM 1500 LONGHORNCrew Cab, 3.0L V-6 Cyl., 8 Speed Auto, 4x4

$56,383 #7187

2014 DODGE RAM 1500 SLTQuad Cab, 5.7L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4, 32,442 mi.

$359 per mo.* #20365E

2014 DODGE RAM 3500 TRADESMANSLT, Reg. Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4

$38,871 #205161

2012 DODGE RAM 2500 SLTCrew Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4

$38,871 #7320A

2008 CHEVYROLET SILVERADO 3500HD, Crew Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4

$189 per mo.** #20415E

2016 DODGE RAM 3500 SLT6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto, 4x4

$59,475 #7367

2015 JEEP RENEGADE SPORTFWD, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 9 Speed Auto

$259 per mo.* #B73210

2015 JEEP RENEGADE LATITUDE2.4L I-4 Cyl., Auto, FWD

$279 per mo.* #B71997

2016 DODGE RAM 2500 SLTCrew Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto

$55,310 #7106

2009 DODGE RAM 2500Quad Cab, 6.7L I-6 Cyl., Auto, 4x4

$459 per mo.** 7013B

2016 JEEP PATRIOT LATITUDE4x4, 2.4L I-4 Cyl., 6 Speed Auto

$339 per mo.* #7336

2005 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 3500HD, Crew Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., Auto, 4x4

$459 per mo.** #7352A

2001 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 3500 LTExtended Cab, 6.6L V-8 Cyl., 4x2

$119 per mo.* #20221P

2008 DODGE RAM 2500Quad Cab, 4x4, 6.7L I-6 Cyl.

$439 per mo.** #6966B1

NEW NEW DIESEL NEW NEW

DIESELNEWDIESELNEWNEW

DIESEL

DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL

DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL DIESEL

800-707-1233120 AUTO LANE • SPARTA, TN 38583

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BIGGESTSELECTION ON

NEW ANDPRE-OWNEDDIESELS IN

TENNESSEE! OVER60 TO CHOOSE

FROM

ALL 3500, 4500 AND 5500 CHASSIS

CABS ARE WHAT WE SPECIALIZE IN. OVER

30 STEEL AND ALUMINUM FLATBEDS

OF ALL STYLES! READY TO INSTALL!

•Financing based on price plus tax, title, tag and $398 doc fee.

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Your ad could be here for next

week’s shop-per newspaper if you call us

now at 931-474-7467!

Now selling classified ads - one week

for just $3.00 and 3 weeks for just $7.00! Commercial,

business, pets, and livestock

ads are $5.00 a week or $16.00

for 4 weeks. Bold any ad

for just a buck a week! Use

our Mail- In Ad form on page

2 to request an ad, or call us at 931-474-7467 to speak to a

representative. The deadline

Mail-In Ad Request

Please fill out the form using ONE word per box For additional words, attach extra sheet

RATES (Rates are for 25 words or less) One week $3.00 Three weeks $7.00 Commercial/business $5.00/week or $16.00/4 weeks Pets/other animals $5.00/week or $16.00/4 weeks Additional words over 25 $0.15 per word Giveaway pets/lost and found FREE

Make your ad stand out with bold lettering for an additional cost of $1.00 per week or $2.00 for 4 weeks.

Please fill out form and include payment (cash, check, money order, or call us at 931-474-7467 with your credit card information). Don’t forget to put in the

phone number that you want in the ad. MAIL TO: The Pioneer Shopper PO Box 129, McMinnville, TN 37111

Date to start: _______________________ How many weeks: ____________ Amount:_________________ Bold: ___________Total: _________________Type of ad: Regular ad Business/Pet Free Name: ________________________________________________________ Address: ______________________________________________________City: __________________________ State: _____________ Zip: _________PHONE FOR AD: _______________________________________________

931-474-SHOP

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Merry Christmas!

Deadline is Wednesday at 5:00 PM for the next

week’s news-paper

Patricia Zechman -------------------------------------------------------- PublisherBrinda Buckner ----------------------------------------------------- ClassifiedRon Caldwell ------------------------------- Pioneer advertising managerHolly Cantrell ------------------------------------------- Advertising directorTammy Cantrell ----------------------------- Ad composing and graphicsNolan Esparza ------------------------------ Ad composing and graphicsHeather Salamone --------------------------- Layout and graphic designDale Stubblefield --------------------------------------- Circulation director

Its that time of year again! It is coming down to the final shopping weeks of the Christmas and holiday season. Don’t forget your service people; even a kind word this time of year is appreciated. Consider inviting someone that has no family in the area to your family gatherings this year, and then check out Page 10 for a delicious butter cookie recipe that

is easy to make, then invite everyone to help decorate! Kindness is catching, so spread the joy.

The Pioneer Shopper wants to wish everyone a wonderful holiday season!

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Your ad could be here for next

week’s shop-per newspaper if you call us

now at 931-474-7467!

Now selling classified ads - one week

for just $3.00 and 3 weeks for just $7.00! Commercial,

business, pets, and livestock

ads are $5.00 a week or $16.00

for 4 weeks. Bold any ad

for just a buck a week! Use

our Mail- In Ad form on page

2 to request an ad, or call us at 931-474-7467 to speak to a

representative. The deadline

for next week’s shopper is

Wednesday at 5:00PM. The

Pioneer Shop-per is available

in over 110 locations in a

10-county Mid-

dle Tennessee area. We are

here to help you sell your items

and advertise your business!

December 15, 2015 The Pioneer Shopper McMinnville, Tennessee, Page 3

The Pioneer Shopper

Car & Truck

Lot

“Merry Christmas”

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15 Old Hwy. 56 Coalmont, TN931-692-8151 Lisa Dodson Owner

Variety Store & So Much More!New Shipments Weekly

RICK’S FURNITURE & APPLIANCES

18342 SR - Beersheba Springs“Shop at home for best

PRICES & WARRANTIES available!”931-692-3269 or cell 931-743-2661

Open Monday - Saturday 8:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED

Owner: Ricky Hill

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Wishing You Peace, Joy& Prosperity

We hope this Christmas deliverseverything you’ve been hoping

for and more!

Tennessee Credit482 N. Chancery St. • McMinnville, TN 37110

(931) 507-0111

Wishing You A Merry Christmas ... And Keeping Your Ride Looking Holiday Bright!

27 Wimpy Lane • Coalmont, TN931-592-2992 Fax: 931-592-2702

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Welcome to the new Pioneer Shopper. We

are now ac-cepting ads and classified ads!

Please call us at 931-474-7467 to speak to our

professional representatives. We are here to help you sell anything and

everything. You can place ads for pets, your com-

mercial and busi-ness needs, lost and found, cars,

trucks, horse trailers, hauling trailers, boats, real estate and anything else!

Christmas Songs: 1. Joy to the World 2. Little Drummer Boy 3. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas 4. Deck the Halls 5. Winter Wonderland 6. Oh Christmas Tree 7. 12 Days of Christmas 8. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem 9. Away in a Manger

Riddle:The next year is a leap year, so there are actually 366 days until the next Christmas.

Rock Bands: 1. The Police 2. The O’Jays 3. The Four Seasons 4. The Coasters 5. Les Paul 6. Talking Heads 7. Buddy Holly

Your letters will appear in the

December editions as

space permits.Write to: Santa Claus

c/o Southern StandardP.O. Box 150 McMinnville, TN 37111

DEADLINE: DECEMBER 8

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Dear Santa Claus....Hey, kids! Here's yourchance to write toSanta. Tell him what you want for Christmas, ask himabout his reindeer or thankhim for your presents fromlast year. What you say isup to you. Just think how much fun you'll have seeing your letter in the paper. And we'll make sure Santa gets your letter pronto!

Answer to Brain Teaser on Page 9

Ron CaldwellSales Representative

105 College St.P.O. Box 129

McMinnville, TN 37111

(931)474-7467

[email protected]

The Pioneer Shopper

“Merry Christmas”

357 Railroad Ave. • Tracy City, TN931-592-7467

Business Hours: 11:00-7:00, Closed Sunday & Wednesday

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The Pioneer Shopper We cover a

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in middle Tennessee,call us today at 931-474-7467

to advertise!

Want The Pio-neer Shopper at your retail

location? Just give us a call at 931-474-

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off to you!

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FOR RENT2 bedrooms 1 bath,

1100 sq. ft. apartment. $300. down, $600.

month533 Pocahontas Road,

Morrison TN 37357931-235-2812

FOR RENT4 bedroom ranch brick home, in O’Neil Acres Subdivision, 3 miles

from Middle School off Hwy. 8

$700. per month with water included. 1st.

& last months rent up front, plus 3 references.

Pets welcome, but requires

extra depositCall 931-607-1206

HOUSE FOR RENT2BR/2BA, nice, clean, CH&A, dishwasher, washer/dryer, stove

and refrigerator. Conveniently located.

Application and references required.

$675/mo, $500 deposit. Utilities in your name.

808-0750

HOUSEFOR RENT

3 bedrooms, 1 bath in town. $600. per month,

$350. deposit. Call473-3562

PMGHomes for lease, starting

at $995 per month. Serious inquires only,

please. Contact PMG-A Property Management

Group at 931-474-2764.

FOR RENT2 -3 bedroom homes, newly

remodeled. Great location

in town $500. month, $250.

deposit. Homes have largeyards.

Call Corey at931-743-2053

FOR RENTSTEVENS REALTYMCMINNVILLE LLC

BybeeWoods, Dogwood

Pointe,

Creekwood & Hearth-wood,

Vinewood ApartmentsNewly Remodeled 1,

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Duplexes,Apartments & Town-

housesCHA, Free WIFI!! on

mostunits, W/D HU, OnsiteMtnance, Appliances,

Starting at $300/month

or $75/week Deposit$250, Water & Electric

canbe incl (866)413-6987stevensrentals.com

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Call us at 931-474-7467 to place an

ad for next week’s The Pioneer Shop-per. The deadline is Wednesday at 5:00 PM for the following week’s issue. Our

shopper magazine is placed in a 10-county area in Middle Ten-

nessee.

The Pioneer Shopper

RealEstate

The Pioneer Shopper wants to wish all of our readers a very

HappyHolidays!Elaine’s Flowers

& Creations9787 Hwy. 56/P.O. Box 451

Coalmont, TN • (931) 779-ROSE 7673

Wishing All A Very“Merry Christmas” 16

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Q: What is a cat’s favorite

movie? A: The Sound of Meow-sic!

BROYHILL FRIGIDAIRE ACTION LANE

638 West BroadSmithville, TN 37166-1199

Owners: Jerry Lee CantrellJane Cantrell

Phone:(615) 597-7871

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Steven Roberts - AgentP.O. Box 578Tracy City, TN [email protected]/SRobertsPhone 931-592-5377Fax 931-592-5477

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2168 Smithville Hwy., McMinnville

931-668-2031davishomesinc.net

Is MovingTake Advantage of

This Sale

With this 28x48 New 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Energy Star Qualified

Delivered & Setup for only $39,9001300 sq. ft.

Free heat pump or AC

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HELP WANTEDGenerations Mental

Health CenterGenerations is hiring

LPN’s, CNA’s, and Clientele Technicians

for Supervised Residential Housing. If you would like to

join our team, send a resume to Lisa at

lsullivan@generationgaither.

com or fax to: 931-507-1217

FOR SALE2 Walking Horse

studs. Good bloodline, no papers,

good nature pets. Call 931-273-8731

WANTEDPART TIME

SALESPERSONPositive outgoing attitude & detail oriented. Three days per week.

Experienced preferred.

Send resume to:Outside SalesP.O. Box 129

McMinnville, TN37111

We are seeking an experienced health

care professional to lead our 25

bed Sr. Care Community. The Administrator is a member of our Sr. management team and needs

to have the ability to display conduct

which must be of the highest professional

nature and which inspires respect

of staff, residents, physicians and

public.Qualifications

include:» Minimal 21 years

of age» Obtain

current state administrators

licensure or certification. Meet

education and experience based

criteria required by state to maintain

license.All applicants please apply

online at www.americareusa.net or e-mail

resumes to [email protected]

102 East High St.Manchester, TN. 37355

931-954-0550

Now Hiring CNA- PCA

Friendly and Reliable

Must pass background and Drug test

Positions available in Multiple Counties

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LivestockLot

Best Western Tree City InnTaking applications for Breakfast Bar

Person must be able to work mornings,

weekends, and holidays. Must have food experience, be good with the public,

and friendly and outgoing. 15 to 20

hours a week.

Applications also being accepted for

Housekeeping must have experience in

cleaning.

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Your ad here!Call The Pioneer Shopper at 931-474-7467 to place

an ad.

The Pioneer Shopper

Drivers WantedHometown Feel

Home Time Guaran-teed!

Welcome Home!Reliable Carriers in

Manchester, TNNOW HIRING

LOCAL/OTR Truck Drivers

New Competitive Pay

StructureIncluding Practical

Miles!!!!Quality home time

duringthe week AND

Home every week-end!

Flexible Dispatch!No touch freight!

Southeast Regional!Safety and Fuel

BonusPrograms!

Paid Holidays and Vacations!

Excellent Insurance and

401k!Clean Late Model

Equipment!Call Will today at

1-800-728-9995

www.reliablecarrier-sontime.

net

Puppy LoveTrash &

Treasure ThriftStore & Craft

BoutiqueAll to benefit the

Humane Society ofWarren County.

936 Old Smithville Road,

McMinnville OpenThursday - Saturday

9 - 5pmEach business daythrough Christmas

wewill give a $5.00 giftcertificate to the 1st.person that finds ourhidden Elf! We are

indesperate need of

petfood for our Meals

onWheel partnership!Bring in 10 pounds

ofwet or dry pet food

& get a free Pioneersaving card. HSWC,

Inc.a 501(C)(3) charita-

bleorganization

931-743-8096humanesocietywc@

yahoo.com.Join the HumaneSociety & Puppy

Loveon Facebook

Cemetery Lots

FOR SALE

Gardens of Memory

Cemetery2 lots - $600.

contact 931-939-2722

Want The Pio-neer Shopper at your retail

location? Just give us a call at 931-474-7467

and we will drop some off to you!

Free: 2 Border Col-lie dogs. Female dogs, about 3-4 years old, free to

good home, prefer-ably one with space

or a farm. Please call 931-235-6430. Free: Puppies in time for Christ-

mas! They will be 5 weeks old by Christmas eve. Please call 931-

235-6430

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For Sale: Crossley

3-speed Turn-table with CD and cassette players, and

digital AM-FM radio-$60.00.

Comput-er desk-

$85.00. Cedar chest-$125.00

Queen size cedar bed with new

box spring and mat-

tress-$250.00 All items are

in good condi-tion. Call:

931-474-6711

For Sale: Old vintage Toys, Cars, Trucks, Small Trains, Old Star Wars Figures, Mis-cellaneous

toys- 35 year collection.

931-686-8361

For Sale: CAS-SETTE TAPES:

1- STOP SMOKING.

2- LOSE

WEIGHT. 3-SELF

CONFIDENCE. 4-BANISH ANXIETY.

5-IMPROVE GRADES.

HYPNOSIS CENTER

615-499-9308

For Sale: 2 Twin size Quilts, ivory, green, pink, and tan floral, bed-

skirts, battenburg lace pillow shams, throw pillows. Ex-cellent condition.

$50.00 for all. Call 931-686-

8589

For Sale: Oak dining table, 35 years old in ex-

cellent shape with claw feet, 48”x60”

with leaf, no chairs, $125. Call

931-808-2623.

For Sale: 16”x14” Victorian picture, very pretty colors in perfect shape, $15. Call 931-

808-2623.

For Sale: 26”x22”

Victorian picture, old frame with new print, $30. Call 931-808-

2623.

For Sale: 2 cel-luoid boxes with Victorian scenes on both, very old and hard to find, one is 7”x10” for $25 and other is 8”x10” for $35. Call 931-808-

2623.

For Sale: 19”x10” very old dresser

mirror, ornate and heavy, $25. Call 931-808-2623.

For Sale: Nice antique oak cab-inet 62 high 43 wide 17.5 deep, 2 glass shelves. Very nice oak

cabinet $150. Call 931-808-2623.

For Sale: Several pieces of portrait

plates, bowls, urns, pitcher, etc., very nice pieces all priced diffrent. If interested call 931-808-2623.

For Sale: Several Madame Alex-

ander dolls, 8 in. dolls and 10 in

Cissette’s. If inter-ested call to see, all different prices or sell the whole

lot. Call 931-808-2623.

For Sale: Navy recliner, $40. Call

931-235-6430.The Pioneer Shopper

ForSale

Welcome to the new Pio-neer Shop-per. We are now accept-ing ads and

classified ads! Please call us at 931-

474-7467 to speak to our professional representa-

tives. We are here to help you sell any-thing and ev-erything. You can place ads for pets, your commercial

and business needs, lost and found,

cars, trucks, horse trailers, hauling trail-ers, boats, real estate

and anything else!

Animal jokes:Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear!

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?A: Porkchop!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?A: Take away his credit card!

Q: Which day do fish hate?A: Fryday!

Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?A: Nothing, pea-nuts don’t talk.

Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?A: Because of the bark!

Q: What do you call an ele-phant in a phone booth?A: Stuck!

Horse jokes:Q: Why did the pony have to gar-gle?A: Because it was a little horse!

Q: What did the horse say when it fell? A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?A: Why the long face?

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?A: A neigh-bor!

Q: When does a horse talk?A: Whinney wants to!

Q: What's the best way to lead a horse to water?A: With lots of ap-ples and carrots!

Q: What disease was the horse scared of getting?A: Hay fever!

Q: How long should a horse's legs be?A: Long enough to reach the ground

Q: Which side of the horse has the most hair?A: The outside!

Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?A: He was hoping to get a kick out of it

Humor Time

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Brain Teasers

The Pioneer Shopper931-474-SHOP 931-474-7467

Decipher these Christmas songs! 1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem 2. Small male percussionist 3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday 4. Festoon the Corridors 5. A Non-summer fairytale area 6. Oh holiday conifer 7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity 8. Hey tiny city in Israel 9. In a remote location in a barn stall

Riddle Me This: Sheldon and Amy were cleaning up after a wonderful Christmas dinner. “What a great day,” Amy said, “only 365 days until the next one.” “No, it’s more,” Sheldon corrected. How?

Each of the clues below describes a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame band or artist. Can you name them? 1. The organized civil force tasked with maintaining order that is frequently seen at doughnut shops. 2. Orenthal Simpson and the reddish-yellow sweet citrus fruit drink. 3. Winter, spring, summer and fall. 4. The drip catching, round cardboard disc printed with interesting quips, usually distributed at pubs. 5. John Lennon, George Harrison, Ringo Starr. 6. Opinionated political talk show hosts whose banter is often empty and pretentious. 7. Close friend and chum having glossy, spiny leaves and red berries, usually seen at Christmas.

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Santa’sSpecial

$40

1-Year online subscriptions

regular price $45

Santa’s Special $131.60

Buy two 1-year deliveredsubscriptions regular price $164.50

Santa’sSpecial$25.07

Santa’sSpecial$38.67

1-Year regular price $82.25

6-Month regular price $45.50

3-Month regular price $29.50

Santa’sSpecial$69.80

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RecipeCorner

Buttery Delicious CookiesIngredients:3 cups all-purpose flour1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup white sugar

1 cup butter 1 egg 3 tablespoons cream 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 1/4 ounces colored candy sprinkles

Directions:1-Sift the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar to-gether. Cut in the butter until the mixture resem-bles coarse crumbs. Stir in the egg, cream and va-nilla extract. Blend thoroughly (this usually works best with your hands).2-Form dough into a flattened ball, wrap and refrig-erate for at least 24 hours. This mixture can keep for several days.

3-Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.4-Roll dough out on a floured board to about 1/4 to 1/8 inch thick. Cut out shapes with a cookie cutter and decorate with different types of sprinkles.5-Bake at 400 degrees F for 5 to 8 minutes.

Holidays are the time for sweet treets, and nothingis better than a good butter cookie!

Call us at 931-474-7467 to

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(We would like to thank The Sparta Mag-azine for this article, November 2015 issue)Jason Lewis had made several attempts to get hired to sell cars at a dealership where his friend was working. He wasn’t successful in the beginning. He kept trying anyway because he had one of those gut feelings that this was some-thing that he would really enjoy doing. It wasn’t until a new owner bought that dealership that he was given a chance to sell cars. That was in July 1998. Today, in case you have not heard, Jason Lewis is one of the new co-owners of Bill Boruff Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram in Sparta. It has been a long road, but it’s a road that Jason has been happy to travel. “I was about to quit at first,” he said. “It took me 7 days to sell my first car. It was the 6th day and I thought, well, this isn’t gonna work for me. I was going to quit. But then, on day 7, I sold one... in the rain! I remember what kind of car it was.”Since those humble beginnings, Jason leaned all he could about the car in-dustry and working in just about every position available at the dealership. He’s worked in the business office and as a sales manager. He gained experience working at different dealerships. In Au-gust of 2005, he got a call to go to work at East Tennessee Dodge at Crossville. He was that dealership’s general man-ager. Last May, he became co-owner of Bill Boruff. He’s not new to owning a deal-

ership, Dayton Supercenter, in Dayton, Tennessee, is also under his wing. “We are serious about what we are trying to accomplish here,” Jason said. “The in-ventory here has tripled since May.” Bill Boruff Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram has a diverse inventory. “Our main focus is trucks, there is no doubt about that,” said Jason. While still carrying the Bill Boruff name on the door and still offering up popcorn to customers, Jason has made some new goals. When Jason came to Bill Boruff, there were 34 employees. Today, there are 53 employees. It doesn’t take a long talk with Jason to find out that he is willing to give the opportunity to those who are interested in getting into the car business. He finds success in the em-ployees being trained and grow in the field. He is satisfied to see the one who needs a job to pay the electric bill apply, get hired, and succeed in selling cars. “I like helping people get into the car busi-ness,” he said. “We want to provide the best car buying experience anyone has ever had. When I say that, I sincerely mean that,” he said. “We are going to create as many jobs as we can create, help provide op-portunity for the community to grow and take a lot pride in all we do and provide the best experience anybody has ever had purchasing a vehicle.”Bill Boruff Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram offers new vehicles as well as a consid-erably large selection of pre-owned vehi-

cles. There is a service department staff with 3 full time Master Mechanics who are qualified to work on anything from the AC to electronics, bumper to bumper. “We are a Grade A service,” said Rob-ert Hawkins, Service Manager and Bill Boruff employee of 35 years. “We want to treat people right. It’s not something that is just written on the building, the company really steps and we do it right.”

Bill Boruff Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram is located off Highway 111, across from the Walmart. They can be found online at www.billboruff.com.

Jason Lewis started selling cars in 1998. Now he co-owns Bill Boruff Chrys-ler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram.

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1864 - Battle of Nashville, TN1964 - Canada adopts maple leaf flag1965 - William Eckert replaces Ford Frick as 4th commissioner of baseball1967 - Beatles release “Christmas Time is Here Again”1973 - Golf Resort (Disney Inn) opens1973 - Pirates of Caribbean ride opens at Disneyland1973 - Sandy Hawley becomes 1st jockey to win 500 races in 1 year1973 - Tennessee beats Temple 11-6 in low scoring NCAA basketball game1976 - Samoa becomes a member of the UN. 1986 - Carnegie Hall reopens after a $50 million facelift1987 - “Les Miserables” opens at Shu-bert Theatre, Boston1993 - John Williams final appearance as conductor of Boston Pops1994 - “Tuna Christmas” opens at Booth Theater NYC for 20 performances1994 - John Bruton becomes Ireland’s premier1997 - SF 49ers retire Joe Montana’s #162015 -The *new* Pioneer Shopper sends out it’s 3rd issue!

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Monthly Horoscope: SagittariusDecember 2015

The Moon conjoins Jupiter on December 3 and you may strive to do everything at once. Rethink this when Mercury squares Jupiter on December 4. The December 11 New Moon is yours to succeed at work and then enjoy with friends. You’ll face no obstacles or quar-rels. Do what you like, smile, and be easygoing. Your mind may be on money around the

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roofThe prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

He had a broad face and a little round belly,That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Clement Clarke Moore (1779 - 1863) wrote the poem Twas the night be-fore Christmas also called “A Visit from St. Nicholas” in 1822.

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