Pablo Escobar's VC Pitch
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Medellin CartelInvestor Pitch Deck
The Vision
Cocaine is disrupting everything.
Medellin is the Cartel positioned to dominate this
space.
We are the “Uber-of-Cocaine”
The Team
The Problem
Customers
Drugs
Sales forecast
1970 1975 1980 1985 1990 -
5,000,000,000
10,000,000,000
15,000,000,000
20,000,000,000
25,000,000,000
Monthly Revenue
Profitability
Production Cost Selling Price (Columbia) Selling Price (USA) $-
$10,000.00
$20,000.00
$30,000.00
$40,000.00
$50,000.00
$60,000.00
Product Cost vs Revenue(1 kilo of cocaine)
Threats
Columbian Guerillas Cali Cartel US DEA
Go to Market
We will make the product popular by leveraging America’s most influential spokespeople.
Celebrities.
Investment
bribes
elastic bands
What we'll use the funds for
Contact
If you are interested in making an investment we’ll require the following:
• Unmarked bills (cash only)• Your name• Your family’s names• Their friend’s names
Don’t worry about sending the money. We already know where you live.