Pablo Escobar's VC Pitch

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edellin Cartel nvestor Pitch Deck

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Medellin CartelInvestor Pitch Deck

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The Vision

Cocaine is disrupting everything.

Medellin is the Cartel positioned to dominate this

space.

We are the “Uber-of-Cocaine”

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The Team

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The Problem

Customers

Drugs

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Sales forecast

1970 1975 1980 1985 1990 -

5,000,000,000

10,000,000,000

15,000,000,000

20,000,000,000

25,000,000,000

Monthly Revenue

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Profitability

Production Cost Selling Price (Columbia) Selling Price (USA) $-

$10,000.00

$20,000.00

$30,000.00

$40,000.00

$50,000.00

$60,000.00

Product Cost vs Revenue(1 kilo of cocaine)

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Threats

Columbian Guerillas Cali Cartel US DEA

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Go to Market

We will make the product popular by leveraging America’s most influential spokespeople.

Celebrities.

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Investment

bribes

elastic bands

What we'll use the funds for

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Contact

If you are interested in making an investment we’ll require the following:

• Unmarked bills (cash only)• Your name• Your family’s names• Their friend’s names

Don’t worry about sending the money. We already know where you live.

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