Pablo Escobar's VC Pitch

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Medellin CartelInvestor Pitch Deck

The Vision

Cocaine is disrupting everything.

Medellin is the Cartel positioned to dominate this

space.

We are the “Uber-of-Cocaine”

The Team

The Problem

Customers

Drugs

Sales forecast

1970 1975 1980 1985 1990 -

5,000,000,000

10,000,000,000

15,000,000,000

20,000,000,000

25,000,000,000

Monthly Revenue

Profitability

Production Cost Selling Price (Columbia) Selling Price (USA) $-

$10,000.00

$20,000.00

$30,000.00

$40,000.00

$50,000.00

$60,000.00

Product Cost vs Revenue(1 kilo of cocaine)

Threats

Columbian Guerillas Cali Cartel US DEA

Go to Market

We will make the product popular by leveraging America’s most influential spokespeople.

Celebrities.

Investment

bribes

elastic bands

What we'll use the funds for

Contact

If you are interested in making an investment we’ll require the following:

• Unmarked bills (cash only)• Your name• Your family’s names• Their friend’s names

Don’t worry about sending the money. We already know where you live.